Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Where are average things manufactured?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

When do astronauts eat?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

How do you arrest a pig?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?