What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?