Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What's the saddest part of the week?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What building always gets stains on it?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What do horses say to greet each other?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?