Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
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How is cat food sold?
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How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Where does money love to go shopping?
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What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
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