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What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why was the fish so smart?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

How do billboards talk?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?