Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why are bakers so good at math?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
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