Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What is the most adorable season?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why do all the planets get along?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do you call a sad latte?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
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