Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
How do snowmen get information?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
How do horses navigate at night?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Where are average things manufactured?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
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