How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?