Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Which relative loves rice?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?