What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Why did electricity win the race?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?