What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What animal styles their hair every day?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?