Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Because it's in Decembrrr!
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why was the bunny upset?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What are baby potatoes called?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
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