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What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What was the first animal in space?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?