What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What animal knows kung fu?

What do you call a magical reptile?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?