Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What's the difference between people and chickens?