What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss!
Why did the fish blush?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
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