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A sourpuss!
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What do pigs do over the summer?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why was the broom late for school?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
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