What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?