What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

When do astronauts eat?

Who invented fractions?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Why is heaven always so tidy?