What did the salad say to its dad?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What horn never makes a sound?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?