What vegetables do librarians like?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Which animals make the best football players?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why are boxers good comedians?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What horn never makes a sound?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

How do amoebas make calls?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?