What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?