What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
We're fried.
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What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
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How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
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