What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
We're fried.
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
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