What do Scottish toads play?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Which relative loves rice?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Why was the fish so smart?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?