Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?