What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What fairy loves to count?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What siblings are always sad?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?