How did the vampire start his letter?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What's the loudest sport?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

Why is furniture so generous?