What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why can't you trust a pig?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Do dads always snore?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?