What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What game do mice love to play?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?