What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What do you call a hike across the universe?