Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?