What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Which animal will never go bald?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Where does cheese invest its money?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

My friend David had his ID stolen.