What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Swan Lake.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
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