Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

What birds always travel in twos?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why are ghosts always single?

What do you call a small mom?