What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What do you call an animal pop star?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

When do astronauts eat?