What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

How can you make 7 even?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?