Which parent knows if you are running late?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What animal loves a baseball game?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What sport do horses love to play?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?