Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
They milk the punchlines.
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
How was the wedding?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
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