Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
They milk the punchlines.
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Which family member has tusks?
What shape has a knighthood?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
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