Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
They milk the punchlines.
What fish sings the best?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What season begins with a thud?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
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