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Why did the turkey cross the road?

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Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

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What's the holiest insect?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What kind of music do planets like?

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