Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
They milk the punchlines.
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
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