Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What fish loves to play in a band?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

How do dog catchers get paid?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?