What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What animals make the best students?

Why did the frog have a long face?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What game do cows play at parties?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?