What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What sport do horses love to play?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?