What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?