What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Elf-abet soup.
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What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
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How does a taco bless the table?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
What animal scores the most in basketball?
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Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
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