If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What do you call two birds in love?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What car can't keep a secret?