Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What's the politest month?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What do you call a Zen egg?