What car always breaks the rules?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?