What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?