Why do owls make lousy reporters?
They only ask who.
Where would you find an elephant?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Families are like fudge.
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
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