Why do owls make lousy reporters?
They only ask who.
What animal likes to party the most?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
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