Which dog belongs in a band?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What animal makes the best lunches?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?