What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What animal loves Indian food?

What's the noisiest food?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why is summer always sad?

What do jokesters study in college?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?