What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?