How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
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