What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What is blue and not heavy?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
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