What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What time of day was Adam created?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What country has the most fish?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
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