Why was the dog overweight?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What do you find at the end of everything?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why are bakers paid so much money?