What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What did one firefly say to the other?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What do naked fish play with?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

Which cats have the best manners?