What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why was the math book sad?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?