What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Where do automobiles have picnics?