How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Where do chips wear socks?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?