How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

How long will dinner be?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Where do termites go camping?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?