What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What is an insect's favorite game?

Why did the fish blush?