What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What do you call hiking college students?