Why are skunks always so depressed?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?