What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?