What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?