What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

It's allergy season again?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?