What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What's a henway?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What game do cows play at parties?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?