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Why was the fabric always laughing?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

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What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

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What's the best band to listen to in autumn?