Why did the computer run out of money?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Why do bees gossip?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?