Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Where do kittens go to school?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What's the friendliest national park?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?