What's the noisiest food?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?