What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What do insects learn at school?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Can February March?