What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Nut-flix.
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did the frog starve?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What event do spiders love to attend?
How do fleas travel?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
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