There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What does a panda ghost say?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why do all the planets get along?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

It's Crowded!

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?