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Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

I broke my finger!

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What do Scottish toads play?

What do you do when two snails fight?