What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Nut-flix.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
How long will dinner be?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
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