What dog wears contact lenses?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?