Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?