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What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

How do you measure a millennial?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why was the horse so happy?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why was the cat so small?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?