What do you call a joke book for chickens?
A yolk book.
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why do bees buzz?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
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