If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Which hot drink loves golf?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

It's allergy season again?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?