What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?