What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What is blue and not heavy?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What bird is losing its hair?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?