Why are skeletons always hungry?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

How do birds threaten one another?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?