A book just fell on my head.

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What did the school bully have for lunch?