What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?