What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?