Why do rhinos charge?
Because they never carry cash.
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
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Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
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