Why do rhinos charge?
Because they never carry cash.
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
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