What animal should you never play poker with?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why was the bud so shy?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?