Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

How do amoebas make calls?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What did the rug say to the floor?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?