What instrument did the door play in the band?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Which celebrity loves to read?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What animal makes the best lunches?