Guitarists are so stressed out.

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?