Why was the cat so small?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?