What's the holiest insect?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?