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Why is spring the oddest season?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What table can you never sit at?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Who invented fractions?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

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