Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

I like telling Dad jokes.