What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?