What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why did the barber win the race?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?