What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

How are teens like cats?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?