Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
A porcupine.
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What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What animal floats best?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
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