Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
A porcupine.
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What is the most adorable season?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do Scottish toads play?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
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