Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What bird is always sad?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?