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Why was the dog overweight?

What's a frog's favorite year?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

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Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

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What is the opposite of coffee?

How are mountains able to see?

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Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

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