Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
A porcupine.
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What do ducks have for lunch?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What is an insect's favorite game?
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What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
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