Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
A porcupine.
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do ducks have for lunch?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Which singer could always break a five?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
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