Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
A porcupine.
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do you call a short cow?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why was the mime upset?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
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