What does the sun drink out of?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What's the difference between soccer and football?