How did the tree feel in spring?
Releaved.
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
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