What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?