What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What was the first animal in space?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?