What day never takes itself seriously?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What building always gets stains on it?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

How do you make antifreeze?