Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What do you call bears with no ears?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

How do you organize a space party?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What fish only swims at night?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What food is a man's best friend?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?