What goes up when spring rain comes down?
An umbrella.
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What table can you never sit at?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
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