Where does the president keep his razor?

Which president loved to take baths?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What time of day was Adam created?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What's the most athletic footwear?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?