Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Which former US President was always cold?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Why are winter days great?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why do cubes make great referees?