Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What name sounds like the past tense?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?