What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What dog never pays attention in class?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Why was the dog overweight?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?