Why did the snake cross the road?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?