Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What's the friendliest national park?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why do trees try new things so often?