What do mice bring on a picnic?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?