Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

How is life like toilet paper?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

What reads and lives in an apple?