What is a tire's stance on economics?
They're pro-inflation.
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why are cause and effect so close?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Where does food go to take a nap?
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