A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What sport do horses love to play?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

How does the sun listen to music?