What is a tire's stance on economics?
They're pro-inflation.
What car always breaks the rules?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
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